I stood nervously at the check-in desk, nonchalantly attempting to give my first Vegas Sandwich. The Vegas Sandwich, to those not experienced in attending glamourous international conferences, is the practice of sandwiching a $20 bill between your passport and credit card while transferring to the receptionist in order to get a room upgrade. I’m happy to say it worked; my 2nd floor room was magically transferred into a 20th floor pool view.

I don’t generally like conferences, but when they are held in Las Vegas, I’ll make an exception for the good of the company. I’m nice like that.

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